Lady Sings the News

One shots collection

What If?

Warning: This goes with TOSOT fanfiction.So read it first in order to understand it.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of JN characters, Nickelodeon does and adittional characters from TOSOT (DJ, Aurora, Nav,Lee,Lady Laya,Wena,etc) aren't mine either, but from Mara S. (IDOJ admin and moderator) . Now, on with the story.

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 It's a nice and calm morning at Retroville while the gang s talking about leaving on a trip in Jimmy's new hovercraft with unlimited neutronic fuel. They all joined in the lab to set up a date of departure. Sheen was so excited about the idea of going out with Libby and began saying: "I think we..."

What the poor hyperactive cuttie didn't know was that he was going to be interrupted by a package that hit his head so hard knocking him down and leaving him unconscious on the floor.
Carl: Aaaaaah!!!! We're being attacked!!! run for your lives!!! ***runs in circles like a madman***

Cindy: **muttered** u don't have a life **yells annoyed** Calm down u looser! it's just a BOX...
**blinks** I think.

In the middle of the commotion Libby ran and hold Sheen worried.

Libby: Sheen??? are u all right?? answer me!
Sheen:Ouch...my head...uh? Am I in heaven already?

Libby grinned, but then looked back at the mysterious carton box that remained on the floor and glared at Cindy and Jimmy. The resident genius called Goddard quick and asked his pet to scan the package at once.

Goddard: **shows on screen** It's not dangerous. Is just a book sent to all of you so you can read it.
Jimmy Cindy Libby: **looked at each other in disbelieve** A BOOK???

Cindy: Pshh... I think your dog is broken.
Jimmy: **scolds at Cindy**
Sheen: Did I miss something?

Carl: **stopped running** Ouch! ...my scapula. I don't understand.
Jimmy: Boy, why do you say is a book for us
Sheen: **jumps from the floor as nothing had happened to him** Is it an Ultralord design book collection??!!!

Carl: Is a book from Llama Boy golden Edition Jimmy????
Cindy: **scolds at them** Stop blabbering u loose and looser! why would you suppose that a freaking unknown book sent to us would be about ultralord or lousy llamas???

Carl Sheen: **blink** sorry....We just got excited.
Libby: People let's focus!
Jimmy: Well thank you Libby. Now Goddard, tell us why you told us that this book is ours?
Goddard: It's a present delivered to all of you. The sender knew you were all in here and just left it.

Jimmy: Hmm a present???...Let's give a look then **attempts to untape the carton***

Cindy: **glares Jimmy** And why you get to open it Nerdtron? Is for everybody remember?
Jimmy: **looks at Cindy** Because this is my lab Dorktrex..... Now stop yelling at me!!!
Cindy: **yells back**You're the one that always wants to show off King Cranium!!!
Jimmy: Stop insulting me Vortex!
Cindy: Fudge head!

Libby: **yells** STOP IT OR I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL WISH NOT TO GET ME ANGRY EVER AGAIN.

Sheen: Obey u mortals **Libby stares Sheen back**
Sheen: Yes my queen?
Libby: Sheen stop talking to me like that.
Sheen: Your order is my command!
Libby: SHEEN!!!
Sheen: Ok I got it Libs...Ouch my head stills hurts.
Carl: Guys weren't you opening that gift?? By the way Jim..Do you know who sent it?? Maybe I can send the person a postcard to thank him or her.
Cindy: **rolls her eyes** nevermind

Jimmy: Ok. Goddard open it. ***Goddard uses some scissors and gives a big-thick black leather book to Jimmy***

Jimmy Cindy Sheen Libby Carl: **mouth agaped**
Sheen: I'm not going to read that!
Cindy: **glares at him**Tell me the day you know what the word read means...

Libby: Cin, cut it out. Jimmy what does the cover says?
Jimmy: Funny, it's an acronym I figure...
Sheen: What's an acrostic?
Carl: Yah Jimmy, what is that?
Cindy: You moron, it's ACRONYM not ACROSTIC
Sheen: Oh...**looks at Cindy** what's the difference?

Cindy: **rolls her eyes** You're hopeless.
Jimmy: It's a shortened or contracted form of a word or phrase Sheen.

Sheen: **blinks**
Cindy: I've met bread smarter than you
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Libby scolds at Cindy ***laughs nervously***

Jimmy: **gets exasperated** it's an abbreviation Sheen... like a.D.
Sheen: Who's AD?
Jimmy:
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Jimmy: I've never heard of this acronym before...T ...O...S...O...T
Cindy: **snorts and smirks** And you're supposed to be a genius.

Jimmy: Oh, if you're so smart Vortex then you figure it out!
Libby: Guys
Cindy: No problem. I can do it better than you!
Libby: Guys
Jimmy: Then fine! DO IT!

Cindy: FINE!!

Libby: GUYS!!!
Jimmy Cindy: WHAT??!
Libby: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE YELLING AT!!!???
I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU THAT I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!

Jimmy: Uh?? but how?
Carl: Hmm...I don't know.
Cindy: Yah Libs how?
Sheen: Coz she's the smartest and cutest babe in this universe?
Libby: **coughs** Ahem.... This paper in here, you let it fall and has a note. see?? Is The Other Side of Tomorrow from Mara S. Besides you could have consider to look for the title INSIDE.
Jimmy: laughs nervously.
Cindy: **coughs**
Sheen: Who the heck is he?? Mora S?
Libby: Sheen is Mara not Mora and Mara is a SHE.
Jimmy: Who is she anyway?
Cindy: Yah, who is she?
Libby: A writer and artist... Here's a letter that explains that this book tells a story about us... ***frowns her eyebrow***A story about ourselves in a different universe.

Jimmy Cindy: WHAT??
Libby: Yah, just as you heard...
Jimmy: So what are we waiting for??? Let's begin reading it...
Sheen: You read it and me listens.Books me no likey.
Carl: Yah me too, I'm allergic to leather and I don't like mystery books.
Cindy: Am I surprise that you're allergic to everything?
Libby: Ok here we go again...

***A couple of hours later***

***everybody gasps***
Jimmy: Leeping leptons thank you Vortex! This is all your fault. Due to you I'm an evil dictator!!!
Cindy: WHAT??!!! U LOUSY BR..
Carl: Guys I'm very scared at this point.
Libby: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!
Sheen: Well said my queen **smiles gleefully** Yet...**yells** JIMMY WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ALL OF US??? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???!!!
Carl: Yah Jimmy, why do I have to work for you on evil plans like that?
Sheen: And I don't know where I am!!! At least I saved my Libbylicious
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Libby: Excuse me **glares everyone** Ok I'm creeped out. Jimmy is a Dictator, Cindy is not Cindy, she's Aurora and she's with April??
Cindy: Is this really happening to us or is happening in another place for real?
Jimmy:**frowns his eyebrow unsure** I don't know.
Libby: Boy but i certainly love this Nav guy, he is so hot!
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Cindy: Yeah you're so right. Just look at him..
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Libby: Too bad Aurora didn't notice him. Lucky April
Sheen Jimmy: **yell madly** Hey!!!
Libby Cindy: WHAT?
Jimmy: Stop talking like that
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Because you're annoying me!!!
Carl: Hey guys! there's an special one shot in here attached called "Aurora's Capture"
Sheen: Oh there's another one named Krista in this one dude.

Jimmy: Ok then, let's read this...
***after reading Aurora's Capture***

Cindy: *** FAINTS***
Jimmy: **eye twitches**
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Sheen Carl Libby:
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Sheen: Dude, you really get what you want as a Dictator...
Jimmy: **scowls at him** that wasn't necessary SHEEN. Besides, this isn't even me.
**Cindy stands from the floor**
Cindy: I think I had a nightmare Libs...
Sheen: No it wasn't. You let Jimmy kissed you on the cell and then...
Cindy: ***FAINTS AGAIN***
Libby: SHEEN!!!!
Sheen: What??? What did I do???
Carl: So what's next Jimmy? Now everyone is trying to kill you and don't trust Aurora, and the antidote...
Jimmy: Yah. It's a lot of work. I have to admit, this story has perfect descriptions done.
Cindy: **sits down** Ahem, now can you continue??? I want to know how this is going to be solved...
Libby: Yah me too
Sheen: Me three.
Cindy:
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Sheen: What?? what did I say?


***Hours Later***
Cindy: Oh no!!!
Jimmy: Puking Pluto!!
that security system is impossible to avoid!!
Sheen: but it's your impossible security system. At least we have gum
Libby: oh brother...well u guys u know this is just so dangerous
Carl: I'm too nervous that all want to kill Jimmy and not help him
Sheen: He's a criminal Carlito remember??
Carl: Yes but...
Sheen: HE HAS YOU IN THAT FORTRESS AND YOU DEFEND HIM?
Libby: SHEEN!!
Sheen: Sorry, i got carried away...Continue Jimmy
Cindy: Well the point is that no one supports Aurora's idea and now they have no option but to sneak out to the fortress.
Sheen: but she's an obsessed woman knowing everything about DJ
**the whole gang stares Sheen***
Sheen: WHAT??? DJ is the acrostic for Dictator Jimmy

Jimmy: ***eye twitches** U mean acronym...
Sheen: U said acrostic...
Cindy: Whatever!!!
Jimmy: Ok let's move on. Here we know that not everyone has the antidote to go into...that fortress plus others want to stop this operation.
Cindy: Which makes stuff really difficult, more than what it is.
Sheen: Well I like that Nav guy. He's awesomess!
Libby: Sheen that word doesn't exist.
Sheen: Can't I be happy for once? Nav is best than awesomeness awesome!
Carl: Calm down Sheen.
Cindy: whatever.
Libby: I remind you that he drugged us to fell asleep.
Jimmy: At least he gave his explanation***Cindy Sheen Libby Carl blink ***
Jimmy: What? I'm just telling that it sounds reasonable.
Sheen: Except for April's punishment...
Cindy Libby Carl Jimmy: Eww gross!!!!
Libby: What happens next Jimmy????!!!
Cindy: Yah what happens now??!!! They arrived to fortress???
Jimmy: Nope it doesn't say anything....WHAT THE??!!!

Cindy Sheen Libby Carl: What's the matter???

Jimmy: **blinks** You're not going to believe this! But...that's it..
Cindy: How come that's it???? there must be something else!!!
Libby: Yah it can't end like that!
Sheen: Maybe Mora forgot to finish the story
Cindy Jimmy Libby Carl: **yell** IT'S MARA SHEEN!!!
Sheen: Ok!!! but you don't need to cry it out loud!!!
Jimmy: There are a bunch of blank pages... **gasps***
Cindy: Now what Neutron??
Jimmy: I see some shadows in this blank sheet...like if the letters were beginning to get printed!
Cindy: Step back, let me see.......Oh wow....
Carl: What if we contact Mara to know it??
Jimmy: That's it Carl!!! You're a genius!!!
Carl: Ok, yah why?
Libby: hmm That's not possible Jimmy...
Cindy: Why is that??
Libby: The letter...is a blank paper and the package disappeared from where Goddard left it..
Jimmy: This is creeping me out...
Sheen: So we can't reach M... M....
Cindy Jimmy Libby Carl: MARA
Sheen: Yah that...I knew it all along
Jimmy: **rolled his eyes** Well it seems we must wait till new sheets are filled in this ...not ordinary book...
Libby: Yah.
Cindy: Yah
Carl: aha
Sheen: So who's in for a visit to the Candy Bar?!
Cindy: That's one intelligent thing said in one day ultra freak. U're having some progress...Maybe the story made your brain work a little.
Libby: Cindy can u stop saying that?
Cindy: No
Libby: Please.
Cindy: Pshh... still, there's a problem!
Sheen: And that is...
Cindy: IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY!
Jimmy: No problem Cindy, I'll use the shrink ray and reverse time to afternoon and we can talk more about this in there.
Cindy:Sounds like a plan to me.
Sheen: I still wonder where I am in TOSOT. The good thing is that my queen is fine
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Carl: I wonder if i have my inhaler in that fortress and my llama key ring.

Jimmy: Ok...Well everybody let's go to the Candy Bar. I'll put the book in a safe place with security. **Jimmy walks to the control room and gets to a safety-deposit box and puts the textbook inside**
VOX activate full security system. No one can access to this book.

Vox: Yes Jimmy.

And like that the five kids including Goddard, got out of the clubhouse while Jimmy used the shrink ray to go back into the afternoon and began walking to the Candy bar discussing of what that strange book will keep narrating....



THE END

for now